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To pop the collar, or strut topless.
Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.
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To try and live up to the greats. To try and mimic the brilliance.
#1: Hey yo check me owwt yo
#2: Yo yo yo, check me owt too nigga
#3: Who the fuck are you 2?
#1 & #2: me and matty YO!
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US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.
Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.
Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?
An extreamly hot sxy girl who everybody loves she is a very popular girl and everyone knows her all the boys want her and are in love with her she is hot like a model and likes boys she is the queen of pink world located south of pinkle ocean most people know her as a energetic hot talkiative shopahalic girl . she is a girl that is into cheer she is very athletic . she has a 4 ack abs . and very strong mucels but its not a weird type of stongness its not tv stong is hot strong hahah
-omg i wish i was like a Matti C
- omg she is so Matti C
- hahah thats so Matti C
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Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.
"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"
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