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A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.
"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."
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The best place to learn Espanol, eat horse meat, get rich, and walk out 20 pounds heavier.
Today I went to McDonalds and learned Spanish, I tasted horse, I am planning to get rich and I walked out 20 pounds heavier!
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crappy ased place where when you order a ten pack of mcnuggers, you get a freakin 6 pack. i should sue them fer this!
ba da ba ba-bah! im gonna freakin blow off ronarld mcdonalrds evil clown face off! yeah. once the mcdonarlds had a charity thing, you buy the ronarld doll in this card board box thing. well, i put his plastic polystyrene pelleted head in the door crack and slammed it shut. i put his head in the vice and drilled out his ears. then, when it was halloween, i stuck him on a fire cracker(from his butt of course) and lit him on fire. oh the joy! im lovin' it.
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A soul-sucking corporation that works hard to lure children into obesity with its not-quite-human spokescharacters (like birdie and the hamburgular), and its method of handing out globs of colorful plastic that double as choking hazards in every happy meal
What the fuck is Grimace anyway?
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MCDONALDS - Mc DUM ALL (who eat there)
a place where I used to Work on My high school years and where you can rob alot of money if you got the Manager Codes! ja ja ja - fuck up food by the way.
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the reason that america is 2 3rds overweight, and is to blame for our fat, uneducated fatties steroetype the world has given us
mcdonalds is ruining this country. im gonna marry a mexican, cuz at least they can cook and know when to exercise.
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Only Place where you could work for 3 months than
get a promotion
At Mcdonalds 5 more monthes and I'll be an owner :)
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