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Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.
She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.
Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.
Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.
Hey, have you seen Misty?
No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.
When you cut the fool, and immediately get called out for it and blocked.
Don't make up a string of lies trying to get the girl outta your league, or you'll find yourself getting misty'd.
It's like a Karen but worse.
The ultimate triangulater of family and friends. They will overtly gaslight and when you point out their lies they will start crying and start saying all the good they do hence "Misty"
A person that will be sweet and caring to your face but then talk very bad behind your back.
This person is the ultimate covert narcissist
She or he is always the hero of every situation for others but simultaneously the victim of their own heroism. They look down on everyone and truly believe they are better than you. They usually come with a simp husband or wife. They might even have 17 dogs and random children they attained through family courts instead of going to therapist or grief counselor they collect dogs and are considered their "emotional support animals" for say miscarriage they had 20 years ago. Everyone has met a Misty at least once in their life.
A misty will complain about a perfume scent and dramatically start getting a migraine and act like they can't breath but doesn't seem to mind the smell of dog urine at all. Mistys are likened to the character ,"Serena "on Handmaid's Tale.
"Hey! did you hear about that Amber Alert?, It was another misty"
"Oh Joe needed help with his car and a misty helped him and now he's being sued because the misty fell while opening the car door. "
"I had misty for a blind date last night and we had to leave because my date started to hyperventilating dramatically because the waitress was wearing rose perfume."
My brothers sister in law is a total misty because she kept making passive aggressive comments about what was served"
She is love
She is heart
She is laughter
She is tears
The one with whom to share the.years
She is family
She is loyal
She's a queen
An absolute Royal.
Here comes Misty
She will make everything better
A name commonly used by strippers/prostitutes
I went to the strip club and saw my main girl misty
Isa girl who will be the fallback girl and mistake it for being someone special. A misty believes in the end she will be what a man wants and will remain a constant presence in a guys world even if he is with somebody else. Even tho shes always temporary, she believes she will one day be permanent in a guys life. Shes not above lying and manipulating to make sure that her place and her foot stays firmly in the door of this person. A misty tends to get very fat and will invent physical ailments to get sympathy and back in good graces with whom she seeks the pity from. A misty is nothing to believe in or trust. Shes very believable and can cry on cue to become more convincing. A misty can turn any guy against his girl by making him believe shes not faithful if the girl has her figured out and poses a threat in being exposed for who she really is
There is a Misty at work around here but she is only temporary.
That new girl is a Misty and i didnt give her enough credit.
A lingering Misty becomes a musty problem that needs to be addressed.