landon morris

landon is 𝕒 fucking idiot who is gay. he likes peen up the butt. he can turn any straight guy gay after 𝕒 few minutes alone ;). he is still in the closet though so he acts like he’s straight by acting like 𝕒 fuckboy. but he is also the most annoying person ever and smells like shit.

person 1: omg did u smell landon morris?
person 2: yea i thought i was going to die , he smells like shit.

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mrs morris

my math teacher

"who's your math teacher this semester" "well, mrs morris"

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Zack Morris phone

One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."

Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...

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Owen Morris

Secretly gay

Owen Morris is not straight

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hunter morris

(Also known as the hippos ass) is an extremely gay person with no respect for religion. He can be a real jerk when bothered. He's also got bangorrhea (look up in urban dictionary)

What the crap that guy's a hunter morris

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The Phillip Morris

When a male, giving oral pleasure to a female, is dipping or chewing (i.e. Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly etc.) and leaves the product inside the female's vaginal cavity.

Rex used The Phillip Morris technique when he left his dip inside her, gotta spit it somewhere.

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Morris Family

Gay Kid, Whore Wife, Father that couldn't stand either one of them, left the bitch, and the fag, and moved to california to start a new family.

Kyle's Gay. Nancy has a lot of customers. Jewish dad. California.

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