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oh mum i lost my keys
oh mum i missed my train
friend one - "my friend just got submited to hospital"
friend two - "oh mum"
friend one - "yeah im a bit gutted"
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You are very lucky if you clapped her sexy booty.Anyone who say she ain't beautiful is a retarded Ass
Me: she needs a good booty licking
Child: THATS MY MUM
Nonce: She got a thick arse
Emilie's mum
10👍 2👎
if your in a weird mood, every thing someone says you link to their mum
1:its hot outside
2:no your mums hot outside
1:what are you talking about?
2:what is your mum talking about
1:shup up!
2:no your mum should shut up
1:fuck you!
2:no your mum should fuck you
1:just go away and leave me alone
2:no your mum should...............
etc
15👍 5👎
An insult commonly (mis)used in todays society.
Boy 1: "Your Mum!"
Boy 2: "She's your mum too idiot."
Boy 1: "................." "Well your dad then"
7👍 1👎
"ur mum" is not ur actualy ur mum but a person that represents ur mum
it is used when you are really stoned or dont hav a good enough come back
Jon: what does my cooking taste like?
Michael: ur mum
134👍 63👎
the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"
Q.what did you do on the weekend?
A.ya mum
Q.how are you?
A.hows ya mum?
70👍 31👎
the answer to every thing in the world:
"your fat"
"ya mums fat"
"ur a seedy cunt"
"ya mums got a seedy cunt"
"you licked my anus"
"ya mum licks my anus"
And some JokEs:
Ya mums so fat that when she gets hit by a semi trailer she goes"Who threw that rock!?"
ya mums so fat she got baptised in the ocean!
ya mums so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure!
ya mum is so stupid she took a part time job painting skeetles!
ya mums so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!!!!!!!!!!
ya mums a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate doing this its for the fucking example
83👍 38👎