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The action of receiving a "blumpkin", while on a submarine. The performer of the act must wash down the ejaculate with the toilet water.
Jon took Trish on a submarine tour last week. Halfway through the tour he had to take a shit, so headed for the bathroom. Trish busted in and started going all McHale's navy on him!
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A. A half assed job
B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't
C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior
1. When you're told to paint a wall and you brush it twice, you've done a navy job.
2. "I don't feel like doing a good job, I'll just do a navy job."
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Something I don't think actually exists
Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever
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A branch of the military specializing in Naval (ie, Sea going) warfare.
When I worked as a receptionist at the Sperm Bank,
I learned that the USA NAVY produces more semen
than any other branch of the military.
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American special forces. Highly skilled and dangerous. Took out Bin Laden. There's Americans who debate, oh holy shit the SEALs are the best in the world and then there's everyone else saying no, the SAS is. But seriously, who gives a shit both of them are pretty fucking elite and will kill you with their bare hands in 300 different ways.
Americans: HOLY SHIT THE NAVY SEALS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.
The rest of the world:You retarded Americans, the SAS will kick their asses any day.
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1. A totally bad ass division of the U.S. special forces that train for 2 years and endure some of the most hostile terrain. To be a navy SEAL you have to ignore excrusiating pain and focus one one goal, the Trident.
2. What I'm going to be in 6 years.
Wow, i just spent 2 years of my life training to become a well-oiled fine-tuned bad-ass-killing-machine and get this trident and have the right to be called a Navy SEAL. HOOYAH!!!
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The US Navy is a branch of the military that is filled with so much homosexuals it puts the LGBT+ community to shame.
Son:“Dad I wanna Join the US navy”
Dad:“For gods sake just say that your gay”
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