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bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle
you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget
Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.
I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.
A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy
Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!
Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz
When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.
Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.
When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.
That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.
When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...