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Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.

"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."

by Suprโ‚ฌmโ‚ฌ December 17, 2015

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ProcrastiNation

Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.

Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.

by MLx February 6, 2010

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Procrastination

A long word for โ€œnot now.โ€

Procrastination is recommended if you are looking for a God (or great) instead of a good idea.

by MathPlus November 30, 2020

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Procrastination

Ehh... I'll tell you the definition later...

Hmm... "Procrastination-" Nah, never mind, I'll give you an example later...

by puh-sood-oh-nim January 25, 2011

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procrastinator

A person who says they are going to do something but they don't.

Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.

My cousin Bryan is a procrastinator but really he is prude.

by Justin Yelliott October 28, 2007

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Procrastinator

Calls her/himself an opportunist ( In a way that s/he is saving her/himself for the right time) but s/he is actually a Procrastinator

Lucas is a procrastinator

by Wickerman October 10, 2013

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procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.

President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.

by stitch4eva March 10, 2008

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