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White guy: Hey, Alfanso, I got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: Nah, you aint got no quarter pounder.
White guy: Nah, i got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: I got your quarter pounder right here, man *pulls out penis*
White guy: Good lord!
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When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.
Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.
TRANSLATION:
Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.
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Stand Firm, Holdfast, do not back down. Comes from the naval term - "Beat to Quarters" which means "battle stations"
Although the spanish fleet were pounding us with their guns, we held quarter and returned fire.
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The Old-School definition refers to the classic Buick Electra 225, a sports yaht on wheels.
More modernly however, Deuce and a Quarter is a general term for a Land Yaht with a curb weight of roughy 2 1/4 tons.
Deuce and a Quarter
Notable Exaples:
Cadillac Fleetwood
Lincoln Town Car
Lincoln MK V
Mercury Grand Marquis
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Lookin Better than a dyme.Fine.Every high rollin cat wanna pay for your ass
I like the way you look in them pants, see ya fine Your a quarter piece far from a dime
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A girl who weighs over 200 lbs.thighs rubbing together, cankles etc. and tries to order food like she is 115lbs.and in shape when standing next to her skinny girlfriends. An extra Heavy female who can consume large portions of food, but will order little when in front of her thin friends or out in public. A large girl who wants everyone to think that she eats small portions.
Art, here comes a quarter pounder! ( 220lb girl walks through door and proceeds to order a small turkey sandwich with only mustard and lettuce, SAYS" No MAYO!" knowing she would really want extra mayo but does not want her skinny friends to see that. "Brittny, do you want to share this chocolate chip cookie with me? I cant eat all of it" ( as she is standing there with her tree trunk thighs rubbing together. Or," I would like to order a quarter pound of chicken, that would be more than enough for me" yea right like that is what she usually eats when she is built like a defensive tackle! But does so because her 110 lb. girlfriend is standing next to her!
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