republicans

Members of the Republican Party, believed to once be a cult, they try to demolish the States and the rest of the world with the following:

a) pushing christian beliefs on the country
b) eating BBQ
c) funding "the Passion of the Christ"
d) starting wars for no reasons
e) starting wars to distract the country from other terrorists
f) etc.

a) Marriage is supposed to between a man and a woman!
-translates to-
Those fashionable homosexuals laughed at my boots in highschool! Revenge!
b) Lets watch the e-lek-ti-un coverage whiles we eats us some BBQ at Mom's!
c) godgodgod
d) Well... Dat guy... Saddam... He's one bad mother fucker. Lets go kill peoples and SMOKE 'IM OUT.
e) Osama?

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Republican

1. One who is selfish.
2. One who is hypocritical.
3. One who is apathetic.
4. One who discriminates.
5. Bible thumper.
6. One who is intolerant.
7. One who is Christian.
8. One who does not care about anything that does not effect oneself. See apathetic. See selfish
9. One who is against equal human rights. See gay marriage
10. One who is against women's rights. See abortion.

"Who is that person with their head in the sand? Oh, it's a Republican."

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republican

A suburbanite who is scared of change and sacrifice for a better world

People who use "terrorism" as a scare tactic for pushing their agenda

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Republican

An intolerant, unimaginative, hypocritical, fundamentalist-Christian, and close-minded individual.

Synonyms-- Homophobe, hypocrite, redneck.
Antonyms-- Intelligent, kind, open-minded.

A-- My Republican cousin said that I'll burn in Hell because I'm a homosexual.
B-- What a jackass.

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republicans

George W. Bush, Ronald Reagen. 'Nuff said.

republicans suck. They only want to help the rich people, so its pretty obvious any middle class person who votes republican is a dolt.

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Republican

the worst kind of person there is. Is usually christian and is completely self-centered.

COMMUNISM! is good on paper.
Democracy is nice
Republicans are shit eatters

Me:"So your saying that you would rather ruin some 13 year old girls life because she was raped and now is pregnant, then take away an unborn baby that doesn't even have a life yet?"

Republican: "Yes, i love ruining
peoples lives! YAY ITS SO FUN!"

Me:"I hate you"

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republican

As a Christian I am very offended by all of the definitions classifying Republicans as Christian.

There is no possible way to be both a Republican and a Christian. They are almost the exact opposites of each other.

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