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My round

My round means my friend, partner, pr running mate

That dude is my round right there

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022

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explosive rounds

A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.

"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.

by butthole re-generator September 27, 2018


second round

The vaporized remains of marijuana. It still contains THC, which can be extracted by means such as cooking and revaporizing, for example.

That second round got me really baked. Pot is the gift that keeps on giving.

by jfried April 29, 2009


Granny's Round

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.

Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...

by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011


Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age

She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.

by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019


round food

the pinnacle name for the round circular object know as pizza. Very good at giving your atoms the many nourishment that i do so require to continue attempting suicide.

oi bruv mums just made some banging, exsqusite round food. wanna take a bite fam?

by TheRoundFoodConnoisseur June 2, 2020


internet rounds

going on the same same sites and checking the same stuff on the internet everyday in a near exact order e.g. check your emials cheack the scores check your facebook have a look for some bargins chat with some buddies then log off

(on instant messenger)
Bill: so what you doing?

Ted: nothing man just doing the internet rounds

by samsimonB January 14, 2009