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A cocaine snowman is a man who's skin and personality are whiter than both snow and cocaine. Usually a republican who plays tennis and/or golf.
Person 1: "Hey guys, want to come with me to see that tennis match?"
Person 2: "Ugh, man you are such a Cocaine Snowman."
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Snowman hunting is the actual name for the game the media has been calling 'the knockout game'. It's where a group of urban youths, usually black but not necessarily, go around looking for a random white person they think they can beat up. The goal is usually to knock the individual out with one punch, but not necessarily stopping there. How far it goes depends on the rules that particular group set when the game started.
We went Snowman Hunting Friday night and Ray Ray totally fuck this dude up who was walking down the street.
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When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
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Douche bags that cum in a girls mouth and that girl spits the cum into another girls mouth and trys to create a snowball effect.
Guy: Stomachey snowman time!!
Girl1: yayy!!
Girl2: w00t!
Guy:(cums)
Girl1 (gargle)
Girl2:(spit)
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A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.
Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!
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The act of ejaculating into your partner's anus during sex when they have not properly cleaned their ass and the ejaculate rolls out, picking up dingle berries and traces of poop.
"Ah man... I was fucking her from behind and when I came it made a Rusty Snowman"
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a shity Christmas decoration that little kids over obsess about and spend over $100 for.
they are a line of Christmas animatronics that ran from 2002-2010
"like bro i spent $500 on a spinning snowflake snowman,"
"that's funny because Gemmy sold these for under $20 back in my day,"