Dried up jizz splatter on the wall
Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks
I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies
When ya bangin pals ma so hard her pussy explodes and it gets on the ceiling!
I tapped pals mom so fuckin hard her pussy splattered all over the walls
Vagina splatter
when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas
i just paint splattered amy last night
When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo
Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight
When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.
1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade
"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"