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splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 21, 2023


splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks

I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies

by The dahmer February 1, 2016


Vagina splatter

When ya bangin pals ma so hard her pussy explodes and it gets on the ceiling!

I tapped pals mom so fuckin hard her pussy splattered all over the walls

Vagina splatter

by Pal March 24, 2022


paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas

i just paint splattered amy last night

by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022


Cherry splatter

When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo

Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight

by MCCherrybomb May 17, 2023


splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird January 27, 2016


Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019