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The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.
This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.
The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!
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When a white person is getting bullied or messed with by a person of another race and then winds up going nuts on that person and beats their ass.
Rich : Did you see the video of the black guy who thought he was going to intimidate and beat up the old white guy?
Dan: No. What happened?
Rich: These two guys had words on a bus in Atlantic City and when the black guy decided to make it physical, the old white guy went Viking Warrior on him and beat his ass! It was hysterical!
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An NFL team who either, chokes in playoffs or regular season or is just utter trash
The Minnesota Vikings choked away an 11 point lead to the Cardinals to lose and give up their playoff spot to the Green Bay Packers
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Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."
Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."
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A beautiful goddess of Scandinavian decent. She is usually tall, has a very attractive accent, can have blue eyes. freckles, and long luscious blond or dirty blond hair. They make any man's thirst levels over 9000. They have the power to make every man in the room hopelessly fall over and explode in their pants.
Damn, did you see that mighty fine viking princess booty?
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A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts
My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral
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1. northmen; UK invader from Scandinavia
2. Gaylord (Insult)
1. The vikings have invaded
2. Get out me face, Viking
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