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land walrus

A morbidly obease person, usually female, they struggle to perform routine activities of normal people. You wont be able to fit down an walk way or shopping aisle if a land walrus is already in it.

Mike: Hey Joe did you see that land walrus?
Joe: What do you think I am... blind? I had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before I could grab something off the shelf.

by lancer95 September 27, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fudge walrus

The popular all kaukasian rap group.

Man 1: "Did you catch fudge walrus yesterday their set was incredible."

Man 2: "Nah i was cleaning my ass out but i wish i could have seen it."

by rlach77 June 22, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuzzy walrus

A sexual act involving a person preforming oral sex on a male. After the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.

Dude I totally gave Erin a fuzzy walrus last night, it just shot out of her nose

by Viking Of The West Coast October 22, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty walrus

A girl is giving a blow job and when the man cums in her mouth she is punched in the stomach. this will cause her to drool and the cum will look like walrus tusks

I like doing the dirty walrus.

by Alicia A. January 30, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tripping On Walrus

The sort of high, disoriented, giddy feeling one experiences while listening to "I am the Walrus" by The Beatles in it's full length

John- Hey Paul
Paul- *Laughing* Hello
John- Wat's with you, man???
Paul- I don't know, man, I was just listening to some music and now I can't stop laughing
John- Oh god, you're Tripping on Walrus, my friend

by Scrawny Little Emo Boy August 19, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Walrus

When you cum into a girl's mouth, and while it's still in her mouth you tickle her, causing the cum to squirt out of her nose

The definition of soggy walrus is the perfect example

by Lorenzoistheshit December 4, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


foaming walrus

when a girl is giving a guy head and right as he cums he punches her in the stomach so the cum comes out of her nose in two streaks looking like walrus tusks

"Dude, I gave her a foaming walrus and little Bobby took a picture and put it all over the internet"

by SlimJimmy March 8, 2004

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