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Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.

M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!

by Some wiseman April 07, 2019


eternal wisdom

sabiduría eterna

We all knew the 'eternal wisdom' is just a hoax

by Lacaradelaluna November 14, 2023


Insta-wisdom

: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:

1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.

4. Often loaded with fluff.

Examples of Insta-wisdom.

Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible

Example 2: Oversimplification:

There are three phases of life:

The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.

Example 3: Logical fallacies:

Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”

by Dimebag Donny December 02, 2024


Wicked Wisdom

Jada Pinkett Smith's nu metal band.
Yep, it actually exists.
I'm not fucking with you.

Wicked Wisdom.

by 7568ino January 20, 2024


fizzy wisdom

When someone is talking out their ass

This guy was giving me fizzy wisdom about straight piping a Tesla

by GemGawd September 26, 2021


wisdom

the best thing to live by ever

it reminds you that life is NOT worth stressing about

and that there is a God above madly in love with you

wisdom helps you realizes that you serve a Great God of wisdom, power and love and is divine connected to your heart

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023


Wisdom

A person who can make you laugh in any situation. Someone who is there for you when you need them. Someone who understands your circumstances and makes you feel better. A best friend

I love my best friend Wisdom

by Me supremacy July 05, 2023