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Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.
Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.
Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!
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The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
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When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?
Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”
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Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.
"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.
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The antonym of bless up, indicating a feeling of disappointment and/or hopelessness.
Karina: "I haven't pooped in four days."
Abbie: "Bless down."
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A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.
I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!
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