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A chav is like used toilet paper, you wouldn't want to go near it again. Female Chavs (Chavettes) tend to wear masses of make-up that's thicker than custard. They also wear skirts which are infact belt and have this growth coming off the side of their head which is s'pose to be some form of hairstyle. They also have monroe piercing which look like huge moles.
Male chavs are loud and try to grab their penis to look 'ard even though we all know there not hard and there penis can not get hard in anyway because they all have vaginas. You can spot on of these chavs by identifying their tucked in tracksuits in their cheap knock-off trainers and their fake burbury because they can't afford the real shizz.
I could go on but there's too much to say
Ew ... quick there's a chav around the corner, let's poke it and see if it aquirms.
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twats who hang around outside McDonalds wearing burberry caps/gold chains/big puffy white jackets, smoking/swearing continuously. ALso listen to rap, hiphop etc.
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UK youth wearing a specific style, including cap (usually burberry) tracksuit bottoms (nike, adidas) tucked into football socks. Shoes (trainers) are always white (nike, adidas). Also Wears cheap 'jewellery' called 'bling'. 'Bling' includes big, cheap, fuck-off rings and multiple cheap, golden chains. Female version called chavette. Wears a ton of makeup and dresses similar to male chavs apart from no cap
Chav Habits
Chavs can usually be found in gangs of more than 20, with chavettes in tow(who will be shagged later that night). They're main habits include terrorising pedestrians, vandalism, smoking, using words such as 'init' and 'minger', picking fights with other none-chav youths, unprotected sex, hanging around council estates and chip shops (the chav's temple), riding aroung town on £10 BMX's on saturdays and asking total random strangers on the street if they can borrow 50p.
How to confront a chav
1. Do not confront a chav gang (unless you are hard or armed). Chav gangs give the chav more confidence in 'safety in numbers' and a desire for them to show off in front of they're 'friends'.
2. Use your brain, chavs have no IQ over 0.01.
3. Be confident, chavs can smell fear.
4. Give them a fucking good hiding!
HINT: Don't confront a chav gang unless necessary.
Chavs can also be called
Twats
Townies
Neds (Scotland)
Pikeys
Vickey Pollard
Wayne Rooney
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Council house and violence, usually associated with white folk. hang about and cause mischief. usually wears sporty clothing like tracksuits or Burberry
look at that bre, just come out his council house and he up to no good alread, f**kin chav
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chav is a fashion statement. it is another word for a thug or a gang member. chavs are fond of hoodies and caps nd they like sitting on walls smoking. lots of people want to kill chavs. lots of chavs want to kill people.
" omg my sister is a mega chav coz she wears a hoodie!"
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proof that evolution has a reverse gear
what day does a chav get confused on? fathers day
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The word chav or chavette, is a word used for low-life scum that want to be black. One day a noob decided that he wanted to look like 2pac and decided to copy his dress style, but he epically failed and therefore he dressed like a scrub with tracksuit bottoms round his ankles hi top sneakers, a vest with a tracksuit top and a hat turned to 90 degrees. also chavs decide to wear an inconsiderable amount of 'bling'. now usually most chavs are on the dole or benefits and claming of our governments. usually chavs listen to r n b hip hop etc, basically any songs where the singer is singing about huge arses and shooting other people. chavs are usually aged between 12-16 and by the time they are 18 have grown into mature people, almost. they usually hang out with mcdonalds and also show off there nokia 3210's as they are too poor to afford good phones. chavs are the skidmarks on the underpants of society and by 2020 i predict a huge war will take place between progressive rockers and chavs. that will be fun >_< another name for chav is wigger.
chav 1: sup bruv
chav 2: ....
chav 1: ay brav why iz u airing me innit
chav 2: i iz finkins about me fams in the hoodz of shoplandz
chav 1: manting i az been tinksin bout them 2, i fink we shuld cuts dem up innit
chav 2: yh we shuld shank dem hardcore eh
chav 1: sozz bruvting buts my mumz dole money aint come through yet, she iz trying to work on da corna as ard as she can but the fish mongers are sueing er 4 da bad ass smell coming from her pooooooosssssy
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