A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.
Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...
When a man/woman sits on a pie and wiggles their buttox for the enjoyment of others.
Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie
When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.
"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."
The erotic act of a male squatting to dip his genitalia into a freshly baked pie or cobbler.
Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.
Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.
The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)
"When he sat in the cherry pie, I nearly lost my mind! What a great Squat Cobbler!
Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."