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A brother complex is basically the same as a sister complex but for one's brother.
Boy 1: "I tried super hard to get into to the same school as my older brother. And now he's leaving me...I bet he got a girlfriend!!"
Boy 2: "Are you jealous?"
Boy 1: "NO! I just can't believe he left me."
Boy 2: "...Brother complex much"
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—Kambal is an hindi word meaning Blanket—
A person who is so lazy that he finds it hard to get out of un-comfort zone.
1: It’s hot in here. Turn on some AC.
2: God that’s too exhausting, even though I’m sweating under this blanket(kambal) like hell.
1: You have some serious case of Kambal Complex.
A person who loathes people who have a God Complex and finds no greater joy than in metaphorically ripping off their wings, casting them off their cloud down to earth and showing them just how weak, pathetic, vulnerable, and very human they are.
The Banker has a serious God Complex. He thinks he can do whatever he wants to and get away with it. He thinks he's untouchable. Normal people would just shrugged it off and and say things like "what can you do?" and go on about their lives. But me? I have a Godkiller Complex and I ain't letting shit slide.
Like a god complex, but worse.
Person A: "I have a ten inch dick, I'm smarter than Elon Musk, and I am the alpha of all males."
Person B: "I think you might have a Dench Complex."
It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.
They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.
Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?
Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!
Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!
Etc etc!
When you feel down because all of your friends are doing something cool over break; but you're sitting home rolling blunts, watching Archer, and getting snapchats of palm trees and roller coasters and shit; you may have an Infloridority Complex. It's a rough life, huh?
"What a bitch! Why didn't he snap me back after I sent him that picture of us riding that unicorn?!?"
"Obviously he's jealous... Maybe he has an Infloridority Complex!"
"Oh yeah! They say those are pretty rough... Best we let him sulk in peace."