When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease
Son: I failed again
Dad: thatβs your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease
When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you donβt know if you like them or not
Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!
When someone thinks they're really clever because they make half their post or Tweet a hashtag. So they do it all the time.
Real life instances of "Hashtag's Disease":
I was home two hours late for curfew. Oh wait, #WHYDOIHAVEACURFEW
I AM IN BED SO EARLY AND IT FEELS SO NICE! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal
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A deadly fast spreading disase in which rappers act like and pretend to be 2Pac and fail to be origninal
Tha Realest, Ja Rule, Blac Haze, Master P (and the entire No Limit label)
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Commonly known as "bitch be trippin'" disease. Common signs of BBT include but are not limited to talking to one's self, screaming for no particular reason, a deep belief that others are always talking about you, and wearing a heavy down parka when it's 95 degrees outside.
She is clearly suffering from BBT disease.
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A condition that causes people to use lol too much.
Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?
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What you have if your white and your a rapper and you actually sound good when you rap. People with this disease usually get made fun of for being a white rapper but when someone actually listens to their music they sound good and earn respect.
White guy: Hey man you wanna hear my rap song?
Black guy: *laughs* ok white boy lets see how much you suck.
*they both listen to the white guys rap song*
Black guy: Damn you ripped that shit up.
White guy: I know, and I'm white too I dont understand.
Black guy: Seems like you have the Eminem Disease.
White guy: Huh, I never knew that.
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