A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.
Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue
Something that has already been touched by Killer Queen
Killer queen has already touched that doorknob.
Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.
Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????
When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.
Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"
Someone being a bit dim , not understanding the simplest things
idiot thick
Something or somebody that gets twisted
Stop saying that your being a doorknob