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A person (boy or girl) who's job it is to console a very hungover person. They often supply the hungover with movies, snacks, and hugs. They are a the ultimate find in college.
person 1: hey, David how did that hangover treat you on wensday?
David: Dude, my hangover fairy came bye, helped me clean the puke out of my room, and then gave me donuts and coffee. We proceeded to watch movies.
Person 1: You're lucky, i just woke up in a pool of my own vomit!
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The name of any god, spirit or divine presence of which there is no evidence.
See ya, I'm off to worship sky fairy.
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The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.
"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
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The magical being that fills shot glasses when nobody is looking.
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The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.
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A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
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When you empty the washing machine and find a coin at the bottom, you have been visited by the Laundry Fairy, an ethereal being more charitable than the Tooth Fairy (although in some reported cases, the money has been left in exchange for an article of clothing).
Why is this quarter cold & wet? It was a gift from the Laundry Fairy!
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