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A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!
Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!
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I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
Sara Falcon is what you call a European who makes baseless and uneducated claims about the US. Often these claims have the effect of erasing the varied and diverse cultures that exist there. It is in the same spirit as the more well-known term Karen. When called out they will often resort to racism and xenophobia. In the most severe cases, they will be too arrogant to admit their mistake and will claim that everything they said is a "social experiment" that results in the most embarrassing ratio in the history of social media.
Ex. European: Americans have no culture and only speak English. American: ¿Por qué no te callas, Sara Falcon?
The act of wearing a bird mask and clawing your partner, then slapping them with Canadian bacon, all while screeching like a falcon.
Mike: Last night i showed a girl what the Canadian Falcon feels like
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The ford Au falcon is the car you want to drive when you want to get the pussy and need to make a move on your lady, it is law that if you or a friend owns a au falcon you need to scream URRRRRRH AUUUUUUU FAAAAALLLCON if seen in public
1. Yeah I got laid last night she friend zoned me until she found out I owned an Au Falcon.
2. Hey look! Across the road, AUUUU FAAAALCON!!!!
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The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.
Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"
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1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
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