junkie itch

when your leg shakes purfusly, also when you scrstch through your epidermis and starts to bleed when no itchyness occures.

--Uncontrollable shaking of extremities. Steady and constant scrathing of upper epidermis layer of outer skin. If continued, the scratching will cause bleeding and irritation. Bionic hearing is possible. "super hero" like hearing. Complete paranoia if constant use is prepetuated.

a 90's dance move, in wich a person "brushes their shoulder off"

Long Term Effects:
Slight to severe "nod burns" basic track marks. Scars from the toes to the knees.
Secondary effects are impecable balance. The subjects head may almost hit the floor on which he is standing upright.

ray charles all dopesick. like " look at his leg shake, he's got that junkie itch.

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guitar itch

the kind of itch that always seems to come uo while playing guitar hero or rock band, being very severe, making you grit your teeth for a pause in the music

Dude, scratch my nose, i've got the guitar itch

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greynold's itch

the itch you get after rolling down the greynold's park hill in florida

"Dude! I have such a greynold's itch! I shouldn't have rolled down the hill man!"

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glapsy itch

This is technically scientific and medical term for the condition widely known as "chodeism" or "chode". Chode is actually slang for glapsy itch and the vulgarity of the word came from a 1980's disco band called Wawly and the 5 Trisexuals. There platinum hit called "My Goddamn Piece of Shit Chode" co-starred Wawly's mother. During the song the artist Wawly referred to his mother as a "cummed on chode" and
therefor took off as the new word for glapsy itch.

"Wawly has the the hugest glapsy itch out of the whole band!"
"Yes that glapsy itch is ripping his pants right in half and the trisexuals are commensing to stuffing it back in!"

"Gloivy! How are we going to circumsize this? Its a damn glapsy itch!"

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big itch

term used by someone who doesn't what to use the term "bitch".

usually used by younger kids who are not brave enough to cuss yet.

girl: I just hate her

friend: why?

girl: She is such a big itch

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Paradise Itch

The sensation felt while scratching the scrotum, while on opiates.

Nothings nicer than eating a vicodin and giving myself the ol' paradise itch once in a while

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Gabe itches

When your gay bitches suck your balls when you are In you’re room.

Say Gabe itches 10 times fast

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