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The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
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An amazing TV show on ESPN classic in which Jason and Randy Sklar make fun of sports shows that have run on ESPN.
Cheap Seats airs on ESPN Classic at 11:30pm and 2:30am
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Having someone come along for a ride in order to use the carpool lane. Only for the purpose of getting to the destination faster, not companionship.
Yeah I had to get to school fast because I was late so I used John as seat meat.
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The front passenger seat of a car, which implies a fear of a car crash and endangering themselves.
There's no way i'm riding in the suicide seat!
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A meat seat is when someone else has defecated in a toilet before you and has not flushed.
I innocently went to a toilet stall and left in a hurry when I noticed that someone had left a meat seat.
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When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly
Oh go on, give me a flowery seat
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When a man and woman engage in masturbation while they are naked with the exception of their shoes. While the parties are engaged in masturbation, they are also pushing their feet back and forth until eruption.
I was in Argentina when I met a Brazilian woman who agreed to engage in a rumble seat with me on the 2nd floor of a restaurant where I was having dinner. The rumble seat was great, I blew a huge load onto the stage, got dressed quickly and laughed all the way back to the table, where I ate my steak.
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