apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.

"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"

Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

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supple luscious pears

A term used for girls that don't have the largest breasts but still deserve to have an equally complementary term used to describe them

Also can be used in substitute for the phrase "small boobs"

Jack (whispering to Dan): She has small boobs

Rachel: What did he just say?

Dan: Ummm, ummm, he said you have supple luscious pears

Rachel: Oh...well thanks

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gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

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gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

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Apple among Pears

Refers to someone who isn't quite like the rest but isn't cool either. Some say that "They suck less"

That guy is Apple among Pears, but he still sucks.

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Shout out to all the pears

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

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