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slam-clicker

People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don't go out.

Slam - as in closing the door
Click - as in locking it immediately

also see: Olymic Flames

Flight attendant: "We arrived in London and were ready to party, unfortunately many in our crew were 'slam-clickers' and we never saw them."

by zorrobubba August 17, 2009

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Sham-Slam

The act of waving one hands in a whale tail fashion; simulating the splash of Shamu (killer whale of Sea World fame).

I celebrated my touchdown with a sham-slam; I totally free-Willy'd it.

by steaminPacLife May 11, 2010


Perma-slam

When a slampiece becomes permanent.

I am tired of slampieces, I really need to get myself a perma-slam.

by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021


Wang Slam

To slap ones penis across anothers face several times until the reciever becomes unconcious then to ejaculate into the recievers mouth causing her/him to choke and die.

Jane was wang slammed by Tim and suffered a slow painful death

by jid186 January 13, 2011


Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013


Slam Scale

1. Slam Scale; noun - a mathematical equation used to determine the number of sexual partners based on real-life variables, i.e. years spent single and sexually active. Scale serves to determine true “sluttiness” of a person by basing their overall accrual in real time, also known as single years.

2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.

To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.

3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale

Example:

If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.

by Dr. Wag April 30, 2012


Liquor slam

When you are watching Shoenice chugging alcohol which he calls “Liquor slams” so you take a bottle of absolut and “slam” it down the hatch.

Hey everyone, shoe nice again, well basically I want to keep this Liquor slam short. Eeeeeiiiittthhhhheeeerrrrr way, here’s the bottle of whiskey. Three, two, one. Shoenice.

by Autismo child December 27, 2019