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When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .
Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .
A- she must Poop like a sparrow .
Sparrow is a person (random person) and the person isn't uber.
"Did you see that kid? Sparrow isn't uber!"
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>
When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.
Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"