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That weird yet awesome guy you hang out with
Over there that's tobey he's the sparrow of the gang
Sparrow is a person (random person) and the person isn't uber.
"Did you see that kid? Sparrow isn't uber!"
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>
When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
To wake up at a very early time
"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"
When you’re high and you throw a paper airplane.
*in shrek voice: I was the throwing some gnarly high sparrows after I smoked that good kush.