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A combination of spoon, fork, and baseball bat, used to smite noobs on IRC.
<freeone3000> mayz I hiteth j00 with a tit spork-bat?
A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.
Namely, a spoon.
Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..
a salad fork. you know it's kind of like a sppon with pointy bits
i used a spork to get all this salad on my plate
A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.
Andrea sure sporked that wolf.
Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.
The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.
I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.
The act of placing one's scrut onto the forehead of another individual. Typically, the individual receiving the spork (one who is sporked) is surprised by the fact that the spork takes place.
Jimmy passed out on the bed the other night - he was so unconscious that three dudes sporked him and he never flinched. I can't believe they got their scruts right on his face!
another common name for a male penis
He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.