Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe

a Pussy yellow canoe is when 58 chinese men kidnap an 8 year old girl and take turns shoving bricks up her asshole and then throwing her in a river. During this the chinese men pray to satan and have anal sex.

I was walking in China by a secluded river when i heard shouts and moaning of a child and horny chinese men. I went to investigate as I witnessed Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe. The number of newborn baby penis' i saw that day will scar me forever. Also watching the girl being killed by way of brick in the ass will bug me for a bit.

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oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH

A thing you say when you are with a boyfriend or any guy and you're doing stuff it gradually gets louder

or

Something you say when you drink alot

Girl:oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH.

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

outlaw tsunami

One who makes terrible banners

Dude.. that's an outlaw tsunami banner.

Tsunami Face

A sexual action first performed by Wett Diamond, a porn star known for her impeccable squirting ability. More in depth, a "Tsunami Face" occurs when one sticks their ass out on their bed, holds their legs up , and squirts at such a high velocity and quantity (hence "tsunami") of squirt out of her vagina that it lands on her face, drenching themself in squirt.

John: Dude, I just donated 500 tokens to Wett Diamond and she totally did a tsunami face!

Oscar: Wait, that's goated.