The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.
"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"
Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.
Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."
Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"
Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"
When someone seems to follow you on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter or any other social network.
Why do you keep comenting on my posts? Your such a web stalker.
When a man or woman is sucking a dick and a lot of spit sticks to their hand.
Bro last night, Abby was sucking me off and her spit gave her bad webbed fingers.
Analagous to "red herring":something intended to divert attention from the real problem or matter at hand; a misleading clue
Do you really need examples of all the misleading information on the web that can be considered a "web herring"?
A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies
guy 1: you seen what that guy’s been saying in the server?
guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin
The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored.
The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored calls web archive