thirsty men and women in their thirties
me: im turned thirty yesterday i am single and ready to mingle
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks
A type of WhatsApp group containing multiple banterous individuals and some silent watchers, the banter inside is often ridiculous, harsh and ever flowing. The groups one purpose is banter it never starts out that way but always finishes there.
Wow this WhatsApp group is turning into a thirsty sanjay real quick
Going down on your partner, and licking like you havenโt drank water in days
He was thirsty goat-ing me like hell
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When thursty Thirsday just isn't rhursty enough
Guy - You guy goin to thutty Thiimsday?
GUY- FUCk yeah I am!!! It thirsty Thurdsday!! Lol. I mean thirsty Thurmsday
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That moment when your just trying to fuck any girl/or guy after a while of not fucking . Their looks don't matter that much in the moment
Hey bro I think Ima fuck Madison for the thirsty second tbh
Fuck it bro hit her up
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The Thirsty Bulldog was first noticed in Melbourne Australia. It is a male ritual often performed by supporters after a footy match. It involves mooning the opposition fans, but the glans penis must be pushed back through the legs so it becomes wedged between the buttocks. In it's extreme form the "bulldogger" will urinate during the ritual, hence providing the slobbering metaphor of the Thirsty Bulldog.
Scenario 1
Supporter Group 1 "You floggers got thrashed your team is shytte"
Supporter Group 2 "Hey look here we have captured you mother"
At this point Supporter Group 2 appoint themselve to the "Thirsty Bulldog" position.
Scenario 2
Plonker at pub:- "I've tried so hard to crack onto Lynn tonight but she thinks I'm a drunken todger"
Mate of Plonker:- " Hey your too good for her son...let the thirsty bulldog off the leash so she can see what she is missing...she'll soon come grovelling back"
Yeah what a great idea
Plonker then unleashes the thirsty Bulldog.
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A sexual role play involving one subject posing to be a kitty in dire need for liquids. Their thirst is insatiable and the kitty must find an outlet for its needs. The act of kitty-like drinking is then demonstrated on the clitoris and surrounding area of a female sex partner. This has the effect of quenching the kitty's thirst and is quite pleasurable for the recipient of the demonstration. Purring and self-grooming in a kitty like fashion suggested to increase the value and difficulty of this interactive feline portrayal.
When he was done with playing with the ball of twine, he was quite parched and suggested playing "thirsty kitty" with the girl he saw outside. She was intrigued, and they shared a unique experience.
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