humpy town

Dis against Tappahannock, Va. The people here are mostly humps, as in "dumb as a hump in the road", so everybody calls it humpy town. However, the more successful Chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.

Hump1: Chris Brown in dat movie Stomp da Yard.
Hump2: Yup.
Hump1: He dead.
Hump2: He dead?
Hump1: In da movie, yo.
Hump2: Chris be crunkin', Humpy Town representin'.
Hump1: Hollywood keepin' da Hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.
Hump2: True dat.

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humpy town

A derogatory name for Tappahanock, Virginia. Tappahannock is known for its wannabe street-thug but still too small town populace. There's a lot of inbreeding going on.

The skanks were out in force at Humpy Town Walmart.

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pissant town

Adelaide, according to Aurelio Vidmar.

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.

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football town

Gay little football TikTok for little losers named Jake. Who fucking cares about your following you nerd shut up.

I’m gay I like football town

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Sea Town

Nickname for the city of Seattle, WA. Used in a Sir Mix-a-Lot song.

Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits

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Funky Town

A gore video that is best not to search for. It's also a song used in Shrek, which is undoubtedly the greatest movie of all time.

Person 1: Yo! Search up Funky Town videos!
Person 2: Okay! I bet it's gonna be that thing from Shrek!
*after person 2 searches it*
Person 2: AHHHHH WTF?????

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ChaR TowN

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA!!

I be smoke dem dubs on da lawn, ridin wif ma homies through ChaR TowN;

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