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Friend: how do I cure my sadness?
Me: just watch jacksepticeye’s meme time.
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Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen).
This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.
You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):
Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute
Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.
Remember, you only have one minute.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."
Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."
Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"
Person: "what the fu--?"
Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"
Person: "Thanks?"
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Pipe Time is the time allocated for sexual intercourse between people.
The act of only having participating in anal intercourse.
"Hey are going out with Mikey again tonight?"
"Ya his anal was pretty nice, but he wouldn't do anything else."
"Well hope you enjoy some more moody time tonight."
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Slight delay before consequences manifest. First used in looney tunes cartoon "road runner", but is also an effective tool in video game design.
Madeline can jump a few frames after going over the edge of a platform (Celeste video game). This is called coyote time where characters run off platforms and keep sprinting in mid-air.
A drippingly sarcastic and insulting nickname to describe a person unable to manage time.
C’mon time genius, for once try to show you are not a complete basket case so we can see the film from the beginning!
1. When Peter Parker delivers a pizza "late" and a girl chewing gum viciously isn't paying for those.
2. Every second of every day.
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