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the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.
a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"
Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.
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A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay
It means to jack your tally on a gym bench
Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy
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When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.
dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day
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What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.
Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.
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Lazy jobless bastard that sits on his ass all day. Someone who may ask for a bite of anything you got.
Our freind here. Also see number 1.
Ross has become quite the park bench around the house due to his being laid off.
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1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench
2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench
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A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
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