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When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.
I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.
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Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.
Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".
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Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.
Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.
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When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall
He was an epic failure of a man.
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a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born
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Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K
Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.
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Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.
Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
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