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Fast Lane

The lane; which is commonly to the left of all traffic, used for passing especially when one would wish to speed

You could pass him in the fast lane.

by Jacobe October 17, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


fast freddy

the fastest of the fast. He can pass the speed of light in a quarter of a second. His penis size, charisma, and stature, (along with speed), are only rivaled by the epic Matt McGrath.

Fast freddy is sooo fast. He killed a man with his bare hands.

by Scrizzle Scrizzle February 22, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fiesta Fasting

The act of deliberately choosing not to eat before partying in order to get drunker much faster than normal.

John knows he's going to have to play catch-up at the party, so he plans on fiesta fasting beforehand in order to elevate his buzz to a whole new level.

by mad_mike701 August 29, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


fast and the furious

A completely pointless modification done to a car not worth modifying.

1. Look at that fast and the furious spoiler on that Cavalier.

2. Hey, do you hear that fast and the furious exhaust on that Civic?

by bill April 25, 2004

152๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


fast jerk

the act of masterbating at a very high or rapid speed without stopping until ejaculation, most used while masterbating for the second time in a row

Dude, i was fast jerking so much last night! The first time went by to fast.

by david s. perez August 17, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fast and the Furious

An undeservedly popular film that, considering it is set in a real world where the laws of physics and science apply, is bereft of even the slightest shred of credibility. So much so that even a scene of someone taking a piss on a pavement would have been executed in the most unrealistic manner possible. In fact, piss could no doubt be converted into emergency fuel in this films universe. But taking the piss is all this film will do to anyone with a 3 digit IQ.

It, along with it's many sequels and clones, is widely responsible for motivating the chav populace of Britain to mod their 2nd hand/ stolen / scrapyard Vauxhall Nova's by adding spoilers, neon lights and great big exhausts that virtually any person could fit up.

To put the twattyness of this film into perspective, the opening racing scene strongly alludes that the main characters car is going so fast that he is just one inch away from time travel. Anyone who watches on beyond this scene, on basis of enjoyment and not criticism, is a fucking cunt of the highest order. For bonus twattage, Vin Diesel is seen wearing a Christian necklace throughout, despite his spare time hobbies of illegal street racing, highway thieving and gang related drive-by shootings.

Rated "R" for Retards.

chav retards fFast and the Furious

by deeaitch October 2, 2009

61๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


fast food

food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.

i need a toilet i just had some fast food.

by slanski March 19, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž