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The trail that blondes use to find a mans penis
Blonde: But Jim, where is your penis?
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!
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When you're getting a blowjob but are too drunk to finish so you pee a little in her mouth. This is of course an attempt to fool her into thinking the fellatio was successfully completed so as not to hurt any feelings.
A: "Dude, I was getting a hummer last night but was super drunk and just wanted to pass out so I led her down the Yukon Trail.
B: "Did she strike it rich?"
A: "She thought so but it was just fools gold."
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A super sexy line of hair, usually on males, that runs from the navel to the 'genitals.' When I say super sexy, it's only super sexy on guys...not girls...
I told him I liked his happy trail and he asked me if I wanted to see it all...
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A trail of hair from a belly button down to the pubic hair region, usually found on males.
That is one hairy snail trail you've got .
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In back country skiing circles, it is often defined as the act of venturing into untouched or “virgin” snow. In matters of the flesh, breaking trail is defined as the act of venturing into new sexual acts or unexplored areas with a partner.
Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?
Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin, and I told her, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.
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Slug Trails' appear after an orgasm, and your sheets have clear residue in a trail that looks like a slug has just passed through.
You should wash your sheets more often, that slug trail is all crusty now!
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It's train of thought you dumb asses
"is it train of thought or trail of thought"
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