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A man with a ten inch penis that every man wants to emulate and every woman wants to fuck. He is also willing to do anything to get girl and is never denied. Usually a rich Plastic surgeon
Man 1: There is no way that girl will give you dome.
Man 2: pssh. I'm about to go Christian Troy on this slut piece.
Man 3: you're a poop dick bitch
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"The last ni**a is da pastah... ready ta blast ya. I don't play no muthafu*kin games, D-S-G-B, ya know tha name, wood grain in the muthafu*kin doudy truck, got the black n' red seats with the Georgia tuft, an' i got my helmet hangin' out the winda ready to buss da head of a Fuckin Pretendah! N*GGA AS SOON AS I ENTA, YA KNOW I'M MAKIN' NOISE, PASTOR TROY AND DA EAST SIDE BOYS! AK's Bussin, i ride da whole clip, i cock at that ho, and let the MOTHAFU*KA RIP! cuz sank shit is whad-i live for.... fuck him,.... fuck her. i'm representin', put some more 'yac in my mug...... SO I CAN THROW IT UUUUUUP!!!!
the above lyrics were from Lil Jon's album Part II featuring the East Side Boys and such Dirty South artists. the song this verse is in is called 'Throw It Up'. oh yeah.
Pastor Troy.
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The mount of manmeat that protrudes from Troy's pants. The bulge is especially evident when Troy is wearing khakis.
Upon noticing the bulge, a HOOOAH!!! is often exclaimed. Especially by Jen who is the bulge's number one fan.
The official bulge day is September 25th
Look at Troy's bulge in those khakis, HOOOAH!!!
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1. financial guru
2. organization or person who can/will render another person or organization powerless financially; nicknamed Boss or Bossman
I heard that your company was Troy $underlanded by Microsoft. Sorry you lost your job.
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A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).
Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.
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The Troy Criss is a sexual maneuver in which one partner (traditionally the male) dresses in a degrading outfit while their lover places rubber-bands around his genitals. The outfit usually consists of a bottomless rabbit costume and bright red clown shoes. The term is thought to have originated in Ireland. The Irish people, numbed from years of heavy alcohol abuse, suffered from erectile disfunction and overall numbness. Troy Criss was the town drunk/gigolo of Cobh, Ireland. After years of heavy alcohol consumption and sexual desensitization, Criss could no longer function as a sexual man. Frustrated and lustful, Criss demanded that a woman bind his penis and testicles in twine. The woman, aghast at the request, said that she would only do it if Criss hid the top half of his body, and his disgusting feet. Word spread around Ireland, and the Troy Criss was born.
Damn, BITCH! IM TRYNA TROY CRISS TONIGHT!