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sarah is beyond gorgeous!! shes funny like no other, sweeter than candy, her personality is like no other. she enjoys others company, but if you tick her off, she’ll slam ya hahaha. yes she’s aggressive sometimes, but she’s beyond kind, believe me. she’s intelligent, and is so unique in so many ways. her eyes are so entirely green but brown on the edges. when they’re in the sun, they gleam. her smile just makes u smile yourself. her laugh, makes everything funnier because it just makes u so happy. she’s always playing softball, or talkin to aiden. she loves to read and write and her writing skillz or very strong. not everyone likes sarah, but trust me, they are just jealous. if someone talks bad on sarah, someone is always there for her.
“Yo Sarah Turner is so fucking amazing, wishing she was single”
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when u take a shit and then put it in the freezer, then you use it to fuck a girl.
Hey baby why don't you go grab that stiff turner from the freezer and bring it to bed
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Adjective: word or phrase describes noun
1 Mentally irregular. 2 Person who’s stability is questionable and will act out as such with zero compunctions and will not regret it later-on.
Trust me, don’t want that. She’s a buggy turner.
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Seth turner is anyone who thinks they're an intellectual and who wont shut up the fuck up about their girlfriend that everyone makes fun of secretively.
possible example of an individual named "seth turner"
Nobody:
Seth: OH MY GOOooOOoooOOOoowwwwoOOOOOOD, insert girlfriend name here
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jiggy is a very funny, nice, and amazing person. he is a sweet 15 year old that you should be friends with. nobody can compare to him. hes cute he has a nice smile and beautiful personality. i wanna be his friend
"jiggy turner is an amazing person"
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Having sex in the doggystyle position, before the man is about to blow his wad he pulls out and spits on the females back while ejaculating into his own hand, and when she turns around to attempt a kiss, he SMACKS the freshly prepared baby batter on her face, and calls her a bitch.
My girl was crying becuz we were doin it in the shower and i gave her an Ike Turner.
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Hello...
I see you are curious to know more about Mr. Pipe Turner. If you don't know him, your mom, sister, aunt or female cousin do. Oh, you don't think they do? Well I can tell you right now he knows them all in ways only God and the OBGYN should. Plain and simple; he lays pipe. No you simple mere mortal, not plumbing pipes that go under your house. Mr. Pipe Turner lays the pipe in the hollows of multiple women with the sole purpose of delivering the magical fluids of pleasure. Look at your man, look at me, look back at your man, now look back at me...no that's not a huge lead pipe in my pants. Well, not exactly
Girl 1: Why are you walking that way?
Girl 2: Pipe Turner
Girl 1: In both or just one?
Girl 2: In all 3
Girl 1: You're brave
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