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1. Success obtained through dumb luck.
2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"
"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
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1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger
I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!
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A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
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Meaning to be fantastic and then some as and added complementing yourself finer then a frog's hair
How are you today? Well I'm finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute .
Another way of saying, "I understand" or "I already know."
(patiently listens to a broken man's pitiful, self-depreciating speech)
My Response: "You don't have to tell me twice and I'm okay with it as long as you stay away from my sis. P.S., Jesus loves you and everyone else thinks you're an idiot."
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IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.
You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.
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Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-
'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.
Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'