number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

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two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

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two in the pink

getting two fingers up the vag

He gave her two in the pink.

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two swoop

1.going to grab a small candy and or edible object in a group of two when making your intent look only like to grab one.

2.grabbing two of something when making it look like you'll only grab one.

3.being greedy in excess, not rationing.

I went to give that kid a mint and he two swooped that shit.

Jahobith two swooped my gum and now I only have one piece left.

Two's or Dudes

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

two in the canoe

Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.

Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.

Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.

How'd your night go last night?

"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"