Tying A Knot

Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.

"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."

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Ty Job

When you are having sex and pull out, you remove the condom, but then finish ejaculating on the girls vagina. An optional part is naming your son or daughter "T.J."

OMG he gave me a ty job last night! I thought he pulled out!

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Ty Pie

The worlds greatest and most interestingly amazing man. Hes punched babies in the face, and fought lions to the death. We only know him by his nickname Ty Pie, but thats all you need.

The dude Ty Pie is my effing hero!

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Ty P

Pronounced- Tie-Pee

Anybody who believes they are gifted at music, when they are in fact inept. This is often associated with being a tool, and taking all personal jokes seriously even when they aren't serious.

One who wants to play Soothsayer (Buckethead) at a school talent show, when they can't even play Smoke on the Water.

alternate: The biggest tool in the universe who fucks cats. A Jackhammer in the power tool section of home depot; cause you have to rent it, and your neighbors will hate you for it.

*Person1 does what they feel is an amazing shred solo*

Person 1 "D00d I'm so good at Guitar!"
Person 2 "Ugh... Stop being such a Ty P."

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TY LOL

Thank you lol .

Often used in sarcasm .

"your display pic is stunninggggggggg ;)))"
TY LOL .

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y ty

Text shorthand for "Why, yhank you"

Alice - "Nice hat, dipshit."
Bob - "y ty"

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ty breese

Ty is chill and relaxed person that can be smart at very random things. He is also good at some sports. He is interested in mainly football (soccer).

OMG ty breese IS AN AMAZING BEAST

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