Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz
Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella
A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts
Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?
When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up
“I saw John firing his rifle, and he created a Kentucky Umbrella with it!”
Umbrella movement was made to call out lippaphobes for saying lipstick.
"Theyre in the umbrella movement" "oh wow"
When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.
My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.
immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up
i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat