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a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun
Wind: Can I steal ur umbrella?
Me: No...?
Wind: Too bad >:3
pers. A: i have nothing to do with my life
pers. B: search umbrella on urban dictionary
the song tom holland did his completely iconic and amazing dance to
Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland's Umbrella dance on lip sing battle?
Person 2: yeah, it's literally the most amazing thing in the world.
Person 1: no bc fr. I've seen it like 80 times.
Person 2: 80? that's pathetic. I've seen it 4,700 times.
The hottest person in the world
Omg have you seen umbrella; he is so cute I want to stick him up my ass
Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz
Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella
A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts
Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?