When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella
"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"
The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
Jeremy was so excited to get a Columbus Umbrella and protect Donald from my urine .
The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.
Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.
Is an umberella that you use to cover yourself from a bomb blast.
''Man, I wish I had my arabic umbrella right now'' said Muhammed while a Russian bomberplane flew over his head.
You put your penis inside the woman, while you are sloppy. Then you grow inside of her like a umbrella. If you are a pro, you can also get your penis sloppy again at any time
She really likes, when i do THE UMBRELLA in her
The act of running between friend's umbrellas on a rainy day quickly to avoid getting wet. Often used to get across school commons/courtyards, parking lots, or even quick walks across the street.
I was Umbrella Hopping the whole way across the parking lot!