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Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time
Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
Person 1
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”
Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
UNI stands for “unneeded information”
“What Lucas had told me was just UNI.”
They do not know how to use urban dictionary.
Person 1 "who doesn't know how to use urban dictionary?"
Person 2 "Probably Unis"
It’s a short meaning for Uni means Universal a Park (roller coaster) ioa mean island of adventures Also a park( roller coasters)
“ wanna go to uni or ioa?”
A dad who is over the age of 35 and still wears matching tracksuits and snapbags like his children.
A uni youth dad is the kind of dad who wears the same clothes as his children or the youth or the world, he tends to wear SnapBacks, matching brand tracksuits and had grey beard and no hair but the SnapBacks cover the hair and you see greys.
Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.
Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.
When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.
Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"