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A mythical "place" were folks haven't or won't take it in the "south". Virgins to, or haters of anal sex.
She wouldn't let me stick her in the stink tube, I think she is from South Virginia.
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Nothern Virginia's playground. Where the north sends their kids to college and visits frequently to the amusements parks and the beaches.
scenario of boy trying to pick girl up in VIrginia beach- in southern virginia- true story...
boy: so where do you go to school?
girl: UVa but i'm from nothern virginia
boy: cool man same here which part....
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The 35th State admitted to the United States (on June 20, 1863). Its residents had petitioned for secession from Virginia in order to ally with the North in the American Civil War. President Lincoln signed it into statehood on the above date.
It is currently a state with a terrible economy based on coal and tourism. In terms of tourism, though, it has more to offer than one might expect.
Its electoral votes had gone to the Democratic candidate for decades prior to the 2000 election, and it has had two Democratic Senators and a Democrat as Governor for quite some time as well...so don't call it a "red state." That only proves that you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
For a quick, easy map of West Virginia, flip yourself off with your left hand. Extend your thumb to the side for the eastern panhandle. For slightly more accuracy, unfold one knuckle of your index finger.
I might have to drive through West Virginia this weekend.
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Southern Virginia is the best place in the world. Known for its beautiful {southern belles}, Southern Virginia is an amazing place to be. We know the true meaning of southern hospitality and the men certainly know how to treat the ladies. And for Northern Virginia...you too were part of the Confederacy :) We are the only reason YOU seem somewhat of a nice place...
"The people from Northern Virginia are a disgrace to southern hospitality."
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a rather disgusting dish made of tortilla chips, diarrhea, and dick cheese. for ultimate nastiness, microwave for 30 seconds. Often used to get revenge.
My sister used my toothbrush so i made her a nice big plate of virginia nachos.
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The area of the Commonwealth of Virginia, with about 3 million people or so next to Washington DC, that should to do the rest of Virginia a favor and seceed to Maryland. It's an urban hell on earth and the epitome of urban sprawl gone ammock. Unlike the rest of Virginia, it is generally liberal, highly diverse, highly urbanized, a ridiculous cost of living, has ungodly traffic congestion, too much urban sprawl, a highly skilled and young workforce, and too many arrogant yuppies who live close to DC. The most jobs are in the Federal Government, high-tech firms, healthcare, law, and communications. Asians and Hispanics live everywhere. As much as Northern Virginia sucks, the best places to live are in Centerville, Chantilly and Leesburg. The people are very materialistic, fake, shallow, stuck up and think the country revolves around them. There is a megamall called Tyson’s Corner near the 495 Beltway that only rich people are allowed to patronize, and the regular middle-class ilk are mocked. The people are up in the clouds and often forget they are SOUTH of the Mason-Dixon line and part of the old Confederacy. It is northern Virginia that gives the state a bad name.
Northern Virginia should do the rest of the Commonwealth a favor and become Maryland. I lived there for a year about 3 years ago and hated everything about it.
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When a drunk friend asks for a glass of water while being extremely intoxicated and you hand them a glass of vodka.
Lisa was puking her guts out and Stevie kindly gave her a Virginia Gentleman.
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