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A point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you're family wants to fucking spend time with you or they make you do chores or something gay like that.
1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?
can't,im getting pwned by family values.
you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.
fuck you!
2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"
haha, you stupid bitch
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Any women that is narcissistic, stupid, self centered and egotistical
The kind of female that you need to avoid and run away from.
Low value females ruin society. Kill all LVF
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A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.
"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."
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An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.
Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*
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A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"
"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"
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One who takes getting good deals to the extreme. They basically just fuck dealz in the ass flip dealz over and then fuck the dealz out of every deal until its gone.
Also sometimes spelled/pronounced "Dirty Value Slet"
The term was coined by the infamous dealz hunter extraordinaire AlSex.
Levi: Hey do you know that kid Alex Olsen?
Parrish: Ya totally
Levi: He dressed up as a tranny during free medium pizza week at papa johns and got four free pizzas in one day.
Parrish: Woah! He is SUCH a DIRTY VALUE SLUT.
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Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.
Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.
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