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Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.
- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
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When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap
Angry Darth Vader: Fuck that Skywalker!
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When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point
When someone goes from a whiny little bitch to an unstoppable badass, a la Anakin to Vader in the star wars prequels.
He's suddenly got darth vader syndrome.
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the act of a male grabbing his ball sack near the base squeezing out his testicles until the the ball sack skin is smooth in a similar shape to Darth Vader's helmet. Originally performed in a barracks in Quantico, VA 1996.
The first time I showed Darth Vader's brains to my girlfriend she thought It was gross, but now she loves it and asks me to do it all the time.
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A modern North American railroad signal with a snow hood that resembles Darth Vader's helmet.
"Those new Darth Vader signals sure are ugly. I'd better get pictures of those old position-light signals before they are replaced with Darth Vaders."
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Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.
Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!
Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
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